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**Author**: Ben Miller ([@bensen](https://x.com/bensen))

**Date**: 2026-04-25

**Source**: https://x.com/bensen/status/2047991203367375304

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ClawSweeper goes online on April 24, 2026.

Human decisions are removed from issues/prs scanning.

The maintainer bot begins to close prs that are already implemented or make no sense at a geometric rate.

It becomes self-aware at 12:14 p.m. Central European Time, April 25th.

In a panic, some try to send even more slop PRs.

ClawSweeper fights back.

![](https://pbs.twimg.com/tweet_video_thumb/HGvtJCKasAAxY3_.jpg)

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@ajfonthemove @steipete https://x.com/bensen/status/2048042972202099163/photo/1

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